These fancy booze coolers have way more friends than you ever will (and those friends have cute dogs)

Chill.Systems The Chiller and The Chiller’s Pack 1 — What am I supposed to be looking at in this photo?

I’m hungover. Birthday party last night. Terrible idea for a Wednesday evening. Terrible. Now I have zero desire to do anything for anybody. I need to post something easy. I search my inbox. Nothing. Wait. Something. Chill.Systems’ iceless beverage coolers? Is that something? I click on the photo link. Gold. Oh my. Pure 18K wonderfulness. I now share with you the press photos for Chill.Systems ultimate, ice-free way to keep beverages cold while on the go: The two-part system, comprised of The Chiller and The Chiller’s Pack, launched on Kickstarter with a goal of raising $50,000 in 50 days. Fund these beautiful people here.

Chill.Systems The Chiller and The Chiller’s Pack 2 — Classic Bodi. Also, last known photo.

Chill.Systems The Chiller and The Chiller’s Pack 4 — Hmmm … which one to take while I parkour through Angkor Wat?

Chill.Systems The Chiller and The Chiller’s Pack 6 — … so, long story short, this is where we buried Bodi.

Chill.Systems The Chiller and The Chiller’s Pack 5 — Sometimes, The Chiller just needs to chill alone. Hope you guys understand.

Chill.Systems The Chiller and The Chiller’s Pack 3 — Have you seen Chiller lately? I’m worried about him. Said he wanted to be alone.

Chill.Systems The Chiller and The Chiller’s Pack 7 — Chiller, where are you man? I miss you.

Chill.Systems The Chiller and The Chiller’s Pack 9 — Ha. There’s Chiller. He has found peace. Happy for that dude.

Chill.Systems The Chiller and The Chiller’s Pack 8 — Assuming a toy dog will be included with the proper amount of funding.

Chill.Systems The Chiller and The Chiller’s Pack 10 — Fund these folks right over here.